Uppers and Downers
Tyrannical despots
The Wink replacing The Nod
Corbyn and Wenger – OUT of place, OUT of time
Goa – the next Croatia
Unwanted winking
Fly-fronted mac wearing
Harvey, back on form and above 110 BPM at Ministry
We Love Acid at Corsica Studios
Amanda (Corsica) Moss, RIP
Honey Dijon's ‘Personal slave’
FacEbook Brexit wars
Swapping the London Bowl for a Christie Shuffle
Doing good deeds without the need to tell the social media universe
The knife and fork option in a pie ’n’ mash shop
Alternative ideas on alternative facts
Larry Heard playing a London park this summer
John Hurt – top man, top life
Mr G and Omar S for Boy’s Own at Farr Festival in July
Justice Kennedy, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Justice Stephen G Breyer – look after them for the next four years, please Lord
Pig’s Head Pie at St John
Zipping up yer boots
Printworks, for the sheer scale
Arsenal fans’ TV – the eternal gift
Adrian Durham – ‘Ron Hardy, was he all that?’
Dumpling Masters
Tiny Jamaican ladyboys who live in your guttering
Selective FB outrage
Get Out
Derrick Carter’s 7” Double pack H.O.U.S.E.
Rumours of new venues exciting a lot of people
Iron Heart pinafores
Having a Dusty Knuckle up in Dalston
Naming seven magnets
Sade X Supreme T shirt – yeah, I know, but it’s still lovely
Feeling about 100 years-old in the queue at Supreme
David Guetta morphing into Paul Calf
Ginger Pig male model butchers
Mick Philpott grafting spice on the wing
Dawdling about town
The word ‘BANGERS’
Save the Gowlett
Trappist-1 theory debates down the pub